dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via hovseofgold)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via hopelessly-existing)

simpilcity:

That terrible moment when you have to stare at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut….

(via hopelessly-existing)

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via memewhore)

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi, via diam0nites)

2014 so far

bread-pitt:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:

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(via memewhore)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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(Source: beaconkils, via youre-that-xx)

thestryofus:

Ew