I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via hdoubled)


After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.



why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you


how do people leak songs
where do they come from
what are you

(via bieberinmypants69)


*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

(Source: ammits420friendlychillspot, via canigetabieber)

The thing I like most about time is it is not real. It’s all in the head. There is no such thing as the past; it exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future; it exists only in our imagination. If all the watches were truly accurate the only thing they would ever say is: Now.
Damien Echols, West of Memphis (via sadfellow)

(Source: suicideblonde, via marshmellaaaa)


Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via cloudhoppingpansies)