theschulke:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results


Do not handle too ruff

Anonymous said: HELP I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVINg SEX

refreshes:

PRETEND YOURE HAVING SEX BUT LOUDER THEN MAYBE THEY WILL STOP??

Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
The most sober thing a drunk person could say - whispering-secrets-and-smoke (via perfect)

(via youdontviibe)


shawnislone:

asian:

if you’re sad hmu

to my future bae
cozyafternoons:

dildorrito:

what’s the password


Fuck right off this is the most beautiful thing

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.


Robin Williams (via toeverythingturn)

(Source: skateeofmind, via shes-breakingdown)